That’s definitely one of the best things ever, but this post has so much more to offer: check out this video!

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Pretty much the best thing ever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM

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Charlie bit me! (youtube video)

It will be no surprise that I choose to watch MSNBC and Keith Olbermann is a large part of that reason. I find him to be a very skilled anchor on his ideological show, “Countdown with Keith Olbermann”. He isn’t afraid of showing passion and certainly isn’t afraid of letting people know his opinion as you will see below.

So when I saw the Saturday Night Live skit with Ben Affleck impersonating Keith Olbermann, I thought it was so funny I had to share it.

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For those who haven’t watched the show, watch the video below to see how well Affleck took Olbermann’s mannerisms and tweaked them just enough to be hilarious but not so much it drifts away from an impersonation!

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Ben Affleck does Keith Olbermann

Kendrick needs no introduction

Kendrick needs a dedicated food and beverage cart

Kendrick needs to go at least 7 strong tonight

Kendrick needs to update and upgrade sewer lagoons

Kendrick needs to get laid

Kendrick needs to know his role and keep it shut

Kendrick needs a family who will help him to build his self-esteem and promote his independence

Kendrick needs more encouragement and a coach that makes him focus

Kendrick needs to be in this deal to make it a winner

Kendrick needs to start sending his money to Michigan and shut the hell up already!

Kendrick needs to shut down Pittsburgh this afternoon

sure that’s kind of a waste of time. But I think it’s more productive than watching television.

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Kendrick Needs

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The Irack… Amazing new Product from Apple!

I hate going to walmart. I am terrible at it. I get so distracted by all the shiny wrappers that I forget why I am there and usually end up buying about three times as much stuff as I planned. I wish walmart would implement a shop online-pick up locally deal. We could shop whenever we wanted and add things to our ‘carts’, and then when we were finally ready to go pick up the stuff we just check out online, give the employees some time to gather up all my stuff, then head over to walmart and load up the goods. Perhaps you could even specify a back up or alternative product in case your first choice is, god forbid, out of stock. It’s a brilliant system. Don’t deny it!

Whenever I do go to walmart, I inevitably hate it. But I keep going back. I don’t even know what else is out there. I just go to walmart for everything, like a good Arkansan should. I have to support my friends that work there don’t I? Anyway, there are lots of ways that shopping at walmart could be improved, so I made a list of rules people should follow when shopping at walmart. (with a little help from friends)

1. Always park in the first available spot you see. I hate people who drive around for 10 mins trying to get a spot 200 yards from the door instead of 250 yards from the door.
2. You must get a cart! No matter how many items you plan on buying, get a cart. There is nothing more retarded than somebody walking around with arms full of groceries, clumsily tyring to pile one more item on top before the entire load can bear the weight no longer and comes crashing down right in front of me, whereas, I feel obligated to bend over and help you load yourself back up again.
3. You have to stay on the right hand side of the aisle. Here in America this is how we do things. If you’re at Walmart in Europe then you can use the left hand lane. Be warned, I never back down from a game of chicken!
4. Once you commit to an aisle, there’s no turning around within that aisle. You gotta go all the way to the end. It’s like a one way road. You can just stop and back up and turn around on a way road. Learn how to read… they have these amazing inventions called signs that tell you what items are in what aisles!
5. Get your shit and get out! This ain’t the mall. No one is there to socialize. Say “Hello” and keep the cart rolling.
6. For God’s Sake, pay attention to what you’re doing. If you smack me in the face with your mop handle, I’m going to pull the mop out of your cart and shove it up your ass! If you are blocking the aisle completely oblivious of me trying to go around your fat ass, don’t blame me when I throw a soup can at you to get your attention.
7. Keep your bratty kids in the cart. Next time I see a snot nosed kid running around without parents I’m going to teach them about sex and drugs.
8. Once you’re in the checkout line you can’t leave the checkout line with forfeiting your spot in line. Hell no, I’m not going to wait while you run and grab some gravy. And speaking of checkout lines, if you don’t know how to work the self checkout machine, get the hell out of the way and let those of us that made it past 2nd grade get on with our lives!
9. No making out in walmart. I don’t care… Don’t do it!
10. Don’t ask me any stupid questions or try to engage in chit chat. I don’t really care what you think about the cheese today or how the rain causes cucumbers to grow differently. Do I look like a farmer? Don’t talk to me!

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Wal-Mart Sucks

I’ve been on a blog kick for awhile now and hands down my favorite blog to read is the one by Scott Adams, the author of Dilbert. He writes everyday and his topic’s range from world peace to whether or not Pluto should be a planet and anything inbetween. He is quite often very funny, but makes Sunday his day to blog about non funny things. He is very original and witty. Below are some recent funny qoutes I’ve taken from his blog and posted on my facebook account. Click here for his Blog!

But when you’re 25, you are filled with curiosity about your own future. Will you become a captain of industry or will you drown in your own vomit? There are so many options. But the only thing you really need to know in advance is whether you will someday run for public office. If that’s an option, you don’t want any of your orifices to be involved in anything you wouldn’t tell your mother.

“Oil Baron 1: “Let’s start a war and kill a million people so I can afford a new boat.”

“Oil Baron 2: “You already have a boat with its own helicopter pad, football stadium, and whore house.”

Oil Baron 1: “That thing is a year old! It embarrasses me.”

Oil Baron 3: “Didn’t your brother-in-law just join the National Guard? He might get killed if we start a war.”

Oil Baron 1: “Are you even listening to me? I said my boat is way too old!!!” –Scott Adams

“So the bottom line is that America is the father, the Islamic countries in the Middle East are the mother, and Israel is the offspring conceived by rape.” — Scott Adams

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The Scott Adams Blog

Cellular telephones were found inside four prisoners in El Salvador’s maximum-security prison, authorities said Wednesday. The discovery was made Tuesday at the prison in Zacatecoluca, in central El Salvador, after suspicious officials took X-rays of each of the inmates, federal corrections chief Jaime Villanova said. The names of the prisoners, all members of the dangerous Mara Salvatrucha gang, were not released in order to avoid jeopardizing an ongoing investigation that began a month ago, he said. Capt. Juan Ramon Arevalo, director of the prison known as Zacatras, said the gang members had introduced the cell phones, wrapped in plastic bags, into their bodies through their anuses. Authorities also found nine cell phone chips and one charger.

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I’ll let you make up your own punchline to that story…

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Woah!!!

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Those annoying Mac Commercials

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For the Ladies!

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Wanna Steal From Wal-mart?

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Short World Cup Note

Check out http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/. It’s another great advertisement. Be sure to click around and explore the main menu area and don’t forget to watch the music video.

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