Kendrick Needs

One of my friends sent me an email suggesting I google my name followed by the words ‘needs’ and take the first response sentence to find out what I really need. I thought it had the potential to be humorous so I did and got some funny responses:

Kendrick needs no introduction

Kendrick needs a dedicated food and beverage cart

Kendrick needs to go at least 7 strong tonight

Kendrick needs to update and upgrade sewer lagoons

Kendrick needs to get laid

Kendrick needs to know his role and keep it shut

Kendrick needs a family who will help him to build his self-esteem and promote his independence

Kendrick needs more encouragement and a coach that makes him focus

Kendrick needs to be in this deal to make it a winner

Kendrick needs to start sending his money to Michigan and shut the hell up already!

Kendrick needs to shut down Pittsburgh this afternoon

sure that’s kind of a waste of time. But I think it’s more productive than watching television.