The Scott Adams Blog

I’ve been on a blog kick for awhile now and hands down my favorite blog to read is the one by Scott Adams, the author of Dilbert. He writes everyday and his topic’s range from world peace to whether or not Pluto should be a planet and anything inbetween. He is quite often very funny, but makes Sunday his day to blog about non funny things. He is very original and witty. Below are some recent funny qoutes I’ve taken from his blog and posted on my facebook account. Click here for his Blog!

But when you’re 25, you are filled with curiosity about your own future. Will you become a captain of industry or will you drown in your own vomit? There are so many options. But the only thing you really need to know in advance is whether you will someday run for public office. If that’s an option, you don’t want any of your orifices to be involved in anything you wouldn’t tell your mother.

“Oil Baron 1: “Let’s start a war and kill a million people so I can afford a new boat.”

“Oil Baron 2: “You already have a boat with its own helicopter pad, football stadium, and whore house.”

Oil Baron 1: “That thing is a year old! It embarrasses me.”

Oil Baron 3: “Didn’t your brother-in-law just join the National Guard? He might get killed if we start a war.”

Oil Baron 1: “Are you even listening to me? I said my boat is way too old!!!” –Scott Adams

“So the bottom line is that America is the father, the Islamic countries in the Middle East are the mother, and Israel is the offspring conceived by rape.” — Scott Adams